My sexy teacher11/4/2023 ![]() ![]() She was a rare beacon of light in the never-ending torment that was high school. I too once had a hot teacher, one I still remember fondly to this day. How can it not? It involves my teenage self. It does involve thoughts of nudity though. Unlike some of my previous stories, though, this one doesn’t involve actual nudity. For teenagers of every generation, their value cannot be overstated.Īs a tribute to the hot teachers of the world, I’d like to share another personal story. It’s not all just acne, homework, and standardized tests. They remind miserable, emotional, melodramatic teenagers that there’s still beauty in the world. I believe that hot teachers are a gift to the world, if not an act of mercy to all those whose adolescence was more miserable than most. Then again, awkwardness with teenagers is par for the course. It can be awkward, as anyone who has ever had to hide a boner in the middle of algebra class can attest. You only really feel like you’re growing up when your genitals start doing strange things around a teacher you find attractive. Hot teachers are a sliver of gold in the mountain of horse shit that is adolescence. It made you think thoughts you didn’t quite understand, even after you discovered internet porn. Something about them just sparked that chaotic cocktail of hormones in your body in just the right ways. I’m not saying he or she was a supermodel or an Olympian, but they definitely got your attention and not with their teaching skills. I’m just talking about that one teacher during that one year in your teenage life that actually made going to school less miserable.ĭon’t deny it. I’m not talking about the scandals involving teachers sleeping with their students that make the front page of Fox News’ website at least three times a year either. No, I’m not talking about a porno sub-genre. ![]() Anything that makes it just a little bit easier is akin to giving a starving child a lifetime supply of chocolate cake. Life as a teenager, going to high school and enduring the monstrous transformation that is puberty, is fraught with misery. I highlight this misery because I want to establish a certain context here. The fact anyone survives it at all is nothing short of a miracle. Everyone, from the nerds to the jocks, finds a reason to be miserable at some point. Teenagers are walking cocktails of hormones, emotions, and ignorance. I get the impression that my experience is not typical. That basically guaranteed that my teenage years were going to suck, despite having great parents, great siblings, and an environment that gave me every opportunity to be less miserable. On top of that, I had a horrible acne problem that eventually required medication. As I’ve said before, I was socially inept shut-in who did little to take care of himself. Unless you’re a star athlete or a cheerleader with the body of a young Carmen Electra, chances are your adolescence in general sucked.
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